Dark Sea

Last night I dreamed of the dark sea rushing up and engulfing my apartment. Does this mean I’m pregnant?

No. It means the waters of creation are rushing across the world of your mind, encompassing your tortured soul and making you weep and need to get out of bed immediately and eat B.B.Q. Frito’s to cure you of this affliction.

Creatures From the Dark Abyss and Other Sea Creatures